Talking Frog

A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said,"If you kiss me,I'll turn into a beautiful princess."He bent over,picked up the frog,and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said,"If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess,I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero."The man took the frog out of his pocket,smiled at it,and returned it to his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said,"If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess,I will be your girlfriend for an entire week."

The man took the frog out of his pocket,smiled at it,and returned it to his pocket.The frog then cried out,"If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess,I'll marry you,cook your meals,and do your laundry."Again the man took the frog out,smiled at it,and put it back into his pocket.

Finally,the frog asked,"What is the matter?I've told you that I'm a beautiful princess,that I'll marry you,and I'll cook your meals and even do your laundry.Why won't you kiss me?"

The man said,"Look,I'm an accountant.I don't have time for a wife,but a talking frog is cool!"